Man’s Faith in Science Unshakable

by John Roberts
In a time when millions of Americans are searching for answers to the seemingly overwhelming environmental, economic, and social problems, one man has found his answer. Science. “I realize that not everything in science is exactly…provable. Take evolution for instance. I don’t know how life started, but I believe that science will find the answer.”
Larry Reith grew up in a small town in New Hampshire. He says he has always been very devoted to science. “Ever since I was a little kid, my parents and I would read together. Books from Darwin, Freud, or other scientists. It’s like they had callings from a higher power. I felt in my heart that it was true.”
Recently science has been under fire because of inconsistencies in the results from scientific data regarding global climate change. “People make fun of me for it, but I believe that what they tell me is true, regardless of how often the data has to change to make what they say true.”
Science professor Stephenson from Yellow University commented, “If everyone were as faithful to science as Larry, we’d be making so much progress as a nation and as a world. Sure, we can’t explain everything now, and we have definitely been mistaken in the past, but we’re pretty sure that from this point forward, there will be no mistakes. You can place 100% faith in science. I believe that science is the “Creator” spoken about in the Constitution.”
Larry concludes, “other kids used to tease me because of my beliefs, but I always held strong. I know that if I just have faith, that soon science will find the answers to all of our questions, and the deniers will all pay when judgment day comes.”
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