
I think the White House is confused. Their budget freeze is burning up our money, and their Global Warming is freezing the globe. They say they’re going to implement a discretionary domestic spending freeze at $704 billion, but that’s already $63 billion more than they said they would be spending in 2011, $82 billion more [...]
Jan 27 2010 | Posted in
Environment |
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by John Roberts Conservatives all over the nation are reeling over the fact that the “free” market couldn’t protect liberal talk radio from bankruptcy. Air America is finally closing it’s doors and protecting itself from creditors through bankruptcy. Economists are also baffled. “It seemed there was a space in the market for liberal talk [...]
Jan 21 2010 | Posted in
Economy |
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by Brett Roberts You know what my new favorite fairy tale is? It’s a really short one written by a new child’s author named Barack Obama. Do you have your blanket? Here it is: “Many originally feared that most of the $700 billion in TARP money would be lost, but because of the management of [...]
Jan 14 2010 | Posted in
Opinion |
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by John Roberts After his first year in office, President Obama can look back on his first year in office with pride, having delivered on his promise for change by all estimations. Many a campaign promise was made, and almost all of them have been changed. During the campaign, Barack Obama ridiculed John McCain for [...]
Jan 14 2010 | Posted in
Government |
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by John Roberts That’s right. I said it. Education, as it seems to be defined today, sucks. Let’s see if I can capture the essence of the American education system. Go to school/daycare for 7 hours a day for 12 years, and get a high school diploma, then you have an education. Simple. Although, I [...]
Jan 13 2010 | Posted in
Opinion |
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by Brett Roberts Dear White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, You recently responded to reporters questioning the validity of man-caused Climate Change in light of the lack of warming over the last decade and recent record colds worldwide by saying, “I would say that there are, even in places that are used to getting very cold weather, record [...]
Jan 13 2010 | Posted in
Opinion |
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by Brett Roberts Why do liberals feel the need to abandon our Constitution? I’ve finally figured it out. Have you seen how our Founding Fathers dressed? How can we pay attention to a document written by men in wigs and knee socks? No, no, no. Our Constitution must be completely out of date. Sure, the [...]
Jan 13 2010 | Posted in
Opinion |
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We right some wrongs here at Narf Biscuits.
Jan 12 2010 | Posted in
Opinion |
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