03/31/2010 – My Sreading The Wealth Plans

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS:  The U.S. wants to spread the wealth.  Yay!  Let’s take all the wealth that every billionaire in the U.S. has accumulated throughout their lives.  All their investments, ownership in companies, houses.  OK… let me do the math… we… can… do about ONE Obama stimulus package.  That sucks.  Oh!  Let’s ALSO take ALL the money that our ENTIRE country makes in a year and divide it among all U.S. adults.  OK, so now everyone averages about $59,000/yr (we’ll say less if you don’t work).  Uh… I thought it would be more than that.  I always hear about all the rich people.  OK, now, I’m gonna get the easiest job I can think of so I don’t have to work more than 40 hours/week.  Wait!  McDonalds shut down because the owners quit.  Too much work for $59,000, plus we took their ownership.  Oh well.  I couldn’t get to work anyway.  We took all the rich people’s money out of the banks, so… no car loans.  No U.S. car companies.  Will I be getting less money next year?

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