10 Ways To Spot A Violent Conservative

by John Roberts

In light of recent events involving death threats from Republicans, Christian teabaggers, and conservatives, we wanted to make our readers aware of the dangers that are around us today, and arm you with information to prevent yourself from entering a dangerous situation. Nancy Pelosi has witnessed this violence first hand. It almost made her cry. Please study the following and pass it along. It may just save a life.

The following are sure ways to spot a conservative (then run for your life):

1. They wear necklaces or other jewelry bearing the cross. This is a Christian symbol representing death to all.

2. They drive SUV’s. They clearly do not value human life and are voluntarily destroying our planet and life as we know it. They won’t think twice about taking yours.

3. They own guns. The better to kill you with.

4. They support the death penalty. This is obvious.

5. They support the military. The military kills people.

6. They are against abortion. I’m confused about this one. I guess they enjoy killing people when they’re older.

7. They promote abstinence until marriage, yet they have more children. More people to kill?

8. Diplomacy is not an option for them. Hardly anyone ever dies in diplomacy.

9. They hate the UN. The UN never killed anyone….I think.

10. They don’t want universal health care. They love when sick people die.

Of course there are other clues. Use common sense. Don’t go into conservative communities after dark. Turn off your voicemal. We can make America a safer place for our children.

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