04/08/2010 – Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS:  Headline: “Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY.”  Statement by anyone with their head outside of Obama’s rear:  “This is exactly what I expected.”  We, who are capable of independent thought, are able to see the obvious which is that recent bumps in employment have been fueled by temporary taxpayer-funded Census hires.  His policies are growing government while shrinking the private sector and jobs.  The uninformed majority, however, is who politicians target:  “Hey kids, go over and play in that well.  There’s a treasure at the bottom.  Yay!”  Or, as White House economic advisors are currently stating:  “Wow, this was unexpected.  Did you expect this?  Who could have possibly expected this unexpected spector of what we had expected?  I don’t know what you expected, but upon further inspection it’s clear that everyone unexpected this to fall so short of our expectations.  We sure inherited a horrible inheritence from that heretic.”

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