In the wake of the cargo plane scare the TSA will make extensive patdowns mandatory for anyone who sets off the metal detector or refuses the x-ray scanner. A TSA worker stated, “Al Gore is gonna love this. He always “forgets” to take his keys out of his pocket.” http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/10/29/pat-downs-may-soon-become-norm-at-airports/
Oct 30 2010 | Posted in
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If Democrats lose control of the House of Representatives, there is a good chance that Nancy Pelosi will opt to spend time with her eight grandchildren rather than fight against a new majority. Her lead may be followed by a generation of her colleagues, several of which have showed interest in spending more time with [...]
Oct 29 2010 | Posted in
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by Brett Roberts A Chinese scientific research center just acquired bragging rights as the builder of the fastest supercomputer ever made. When questioned about the exclusive use of American microchips for their “Chinese” supercomputer, a Chinese scientist stated, “Communism doesn’t…” at which point a Chinese official motioned toward a guard who then knocked the scientist [...]
Oct 28 2010 | Posted in
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By John Roberts Scientists at Harvard and UCSD have found a gene that contributes to liberal tendencies. Professor Raymond at Harvard University suggested “We’re not sure yet what the implications of our research are, but we know that the first step to finding a cure is finding the cause.” There have been mixed feelings about [...]
Oct 28 2010 | Posted in
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By John Roberts Government officials are finally getting serious about cutting budgets. While McDonald’s has come under fire over the years for serving unhealthy food, one thing has become clear, it’s not killing anyone….at least, not immediately. It’s reward? Complete regulatory control over the nations food. Senators have debated the efficacy of the regulatory process [...]
Oct 28 2010 | Posted in
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Gothenburg, Sweden: Guests had been politely advised to use public transportation to the event if possible to reduce CO2 emissions. Al Gore chose a Swedish government jet and a rental car instead. He then left his car idling for one hour during his entire alarming Global Warming speech. He was not fined, as authorities admitted [...]
A new Rasmussen poll shows that, if given the option, 65% of American Voters would vote this Tuesday to replace the entire Congress. When the political class was polled (those that are sure that the average American is stupid and doesn’t deserve an opinion) it was found that 64% of them would vote to keep the [...]
Oct 28 2010 | Posted in
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He is the boss of every American after all, I mean he will be soon.
The newest member of the Supreme Court, Justice Elena Kagan, has recorded her first official vote: “One of the drugs included in that lethal injection mix may not be safe.” The official Narf response is in total agreement with Justice Kagan: That drug could kill somebody if used properly. Welcome to your new lifetime appointment, your [...]
Oct 27 2010 | Posted in
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An AZ judge ruled that proof of citizenship is not required to register to vote. In response, progressive democrats have immediately halted legislation aimed at giving “undocumented workers” citizenship and immediately begun new legislation to put blindfolds on border guards, patrol, and video surveillance in an effort to “prevent racial profiling.” Voter registration groups have [...]
