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Global Warming? Climate Change? Ha! THIS is the real threat that we should be talking about in Copenhagen Cop 15. It’s music and noise that are causing natural disasters. We have proof. Don’t be a denier! Take a look at our graphs and statistics. Green jobs are useless. We need quiet jobs. Carbon credits? Useless, [...]
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He is the boss of every American after all, I mean he will be soon.
Unknown man holds press conference, urges American citizens to do things, and says he knows President Obama.
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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon
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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s. He must not have gone on free grand slam day!
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Oh oh oh.
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Is it Casey? Nope, Barack Obama at the bat. Does he come through?
Is Obama trying to employ the entire United States himself? That doesn’t count as job creation, sir. As an agency creator, Obama makes FDR look like a rookie. We don’t need this much more government involvement in our lives!
by John Roberts This week’s results episode of American Idol was a 2 hour special including a fund raiser for “Idol Gives Back”, featuring many organizations helping less fortunate individuals all around the world. It was a successful night, raising nearly $45 million. The thing that stood out most to me was the fact that [...]
Obama won the election, but is he the better dancer?
