Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, But Not Because He’s Black Or Anything

More afraid of being racist than being an assassin?

04/08/2010 – Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS:  Headline: “Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY.”  Statement by anyone with their head outside of Obama’s rear:  “This is exactly what I expected.”  We, who are capable of independent thought, are able to see the obvious which is that recent bumps in employment have been fueled by temporary taxpayer-funded Census hires.  His policies [...]

Ipad vs. Opad

Obamapad? Is it better than the Ipad?

04/06/2010 – Here’s Our Nuclear Plan, World

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS:  Obama:  ”Hey Ahmadinejad, Putin, Kim Jong… here are the scenarios that we’d use nukes, and it’s pretty much never.  Here are our cards.  Take a look at them.”  Shhhhh!  Mr. President!  (whispering) You’re not supposed to tell them that.  Nukes are what you call “deterrents.”  You just told everyone exactly how horrible [...]

04/02/2010 – Most jobs added in 3 years?

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS: Obama’s approval stooped to 44% today, surely due to a large number of white, extremist, racist militia members being polled by CBS. Obama’s confident, however, that today’s job news will help turn that around. He’s promoting the job numbers, and take credit. His policies have apparently had an incredible effect on [...]

03/30/2010 – Single Health Reform Provision Costs AT&T $1 Billion

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS: Obama’s top priority is job creation, right?  Let’s look at how health reform will reduce unemployment.  One of the provisions used to reduce the cost of health reform was the reduction of tax deductions for companies with drug coverage for retired employees.  Oh, those evil corporations!!  Providing drug coverage for retired [...]

Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night

Obama Kung-Fu

The “F” Heard Round The World

by John Wharff History books are full of the moments that forever changed the world. Whether they were the actions of individuals, or entire nations, these moments were deemed worthy and recorded for future posterity. Now children are memorizing not only the Pledge of Allegiance (if not outlawed at time of posting), but also parts [...]

Obama Doesn’t See What He’s Done