by Brett Roberts Scientists hold on to the Big Bang theory like a mother gorilla to her dead baby. The emotional attachment is too great to overcome denial. It has been said that when you come to a conclusion before you have all the facts, that you start to interpret the facts to fit your [...]
I think the White House is confused. Their budget freeze is burning up our money, and their Global Warming is freezing the globe. They say they’re going to implement a discretionary domestic spending freeze at $704 billion, but that’s already $63 billion more than they said they would be spending in 2011, $82 billion more [...]
by Brett Roberts You know what my new favorite fairy tale is? It’s a really short one written by a new child’s author named Barack Obama. Do you have your blanket? Here it is: “Many originally feared that most of the $700 billion in TARP money would be lost, but because of the management of [...]
by Brett Roberts Dear White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, You recently responded to reporters questioning the validity of man-caused Climate Change in light of the lack of warming over the last decade and recent record colds worldwide by saying, “I would say that there are, even in places that are used to getting very cold weather, record [...]
by Brett Roberts Why do liberals feel the need to abandon our Constitution? I’ve finally figured it out. Have you seen how our Founding Fathers dressed? How can we pay attention to a document written by men in wigs and knee socks? No, no, no. Our Constitution must be completely out of date. Sure, the [...]
by Brett Roberts Remember when we didn’t have dirty used car salesmen running Washington? No? Neither can I. Customer: “I want to spend $100 billion per year on government health insurance.” Salesman: “Well, let’s put you in this health care package right here. Just a trillion dollars the first 10 years.” Customer: “That sounds perfect. [...]
by Brett Roberts Would you say that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have superhuman powers like vampires, or just super awesome skills and cool utility belts like Batman and Robin? I figure it’s one of the two, because they’re passing historic and mysterious legislation at a seemingly superhuman rate and they clearly prefer to work in the darkness of [...]
by Brett Roberts Some hippies like to claim that they’re following in Jesus’ footsteps, and that He was the original hippie. Was He? Think you have to wait until the end to hear the answer? Well, here it is: No, Jesus was not a hippie. In fact, Jesus was the anti-hippie. Why are you still [...]
by Brett Roberts Come on, Hillary, we could buy a totally sweet boat with that money. So… Hillary has volunteered the U.S. to contribute to the $100 billion dollar international yearly pool of donations given to developing countries to fight Climate Change. $100 billion is close to 1% of our entire GDP. When the U.S. says it’s going to “contribute” [...]
