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by John Roberts The Constitution of the United States fits on six printed pages. After the 1,990 page health care bill last year, Congress decided that bills were getting too long and too complex. Subsequently, a bill was passed limiting the number of pages that would be allowed in any single bill, known as the ‘Bill-Ceiling Bill’. “It makes perfect sense [...]
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Congress is having a tough time selling health care to the people, so we thought we’d give them a little help.
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Hey kids!! Come see everyone’s favorite blue dog on Political Puppet Theater. Learn why everyone loves blue dogs, and don’t be afraid to ask him questions. He’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear! Yay!
by Martin Ricks Things seem to really be changing here in the District of Columbia. Senator Dodd’s words sum up this momentous occasion best, “We all agreed. It was crunk.” In a never-before-seen love fest, all of the senators gathered in the center aisle of the Senate Chamber and standing hand-in-hand voted in the affirmative. [...]
Liberals are trying to keep God out of Novembers Mid-Term Elections, if He even exists.
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See how quickly and efficiently our nation’s leaders act to fix an emergency during a House Comittee meeting.
I have a certain group of friends I like to golf with. A certain friend, who for privacy purposes I will refer to as “Phil” for the remainder of this article, has a horrible habit. Not being the best golfer ever, he often finds himself in a bad position after the tee shot. Usually, either [...]
THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS: Obama’s top priority is job creation, right? Let’s look at how health reform will reduce unemployment. One of the provisions used to reduce the cost of health reform was the reduction of tax deductions for companies with drug coverage for retired employees. Oh, those evil corporations!! Providing drug coverage for retired [...]
THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS: Look out!! Anyone could be a conservative!! We need to be extremely vigilant! Conservatives are dangerous. Pelosi has been saying it for a year, but we didn’t listen. And now? A brick has been thrown through a window!! Congressman phone messages have included swearing!! An entire few people in Michigan were [...]
How much would you pay Congress to just stay home and quit passing legislation that is screwing us all and making it harder for the economy to recover?
