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Global Warming? Climate Change? Ha! THIS is the real threat that we should be talking about in Copenhagen Cop 15. It’s music and noise that are causing natural disasters. We have proof. Don’t be a denier! Take a look at our graphs and statistics. Green jobs are useless. We need quiet jobs. Carbon credits? Useless, [...]
Incredibly offensive if you’re a hard-working Democrat, but makes a good point about entitlement programs and the nanny state.
by Brett Roberts You know what my new favorite fairy tale is? It’s a really short one written by a new child’s author named Barack Obama. Do you have your blanket? Here it is: “Many originally feared that most of the $700 billion in TARP money would be lost, but because of the management of [...]
We right some wrongs here at Narf Biscuits.
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Ex-career politicians set out to start a new business after term-limits forced them out into the private sector. Take a look at the retirement plan they’re offering to their employees. You may see some similarities to Social Security.
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Lack of health insurance coverage has widespread repercussions that could not have been imagined. Is government run health care the only solution? Sure, it’s expensive, but would you rather be broke or dead? Would you rather give your sensitive medical information to the government or be attacked by the undead? Would you rather medical innovation [...]
