Global Disastrification

Global Warming? Climate Change? Ha!  THIS is the real threat that we should be talking about in Copenhagen Cop 15. It’s music and noise that are causing natural disasters. We have proof. Don’t be a denier! Take a look at our graphs and statistics. Green jobs are useless. We need quiet jobs. Carbon credits? Useless, [...]

Scientist Flip Floppers

Blonde Is The New Green

by John Roberts US Energy Secretary, Steven Chu, recently proposed that all black streets and roof tops be painted white as a measure to help curb global warming. The theory behind this proposal is that lighter colors would reflect the suns rays back into space, rather than trap them in the earth and increase global [...]

Cap & Trade Song

The government is going green with cap and trade legislation! Kinda…

Gore In Deep

NewsBusted 2/9/10

– Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow – DC covered in snow – Bin Laden blames the US for global warming – Rahm Emanuel under fire for saying “retarded” – Obama bows to Tampa mayor – Obama Girl falls out of love – Teen pregnancy rate rises

Al Gore Answers Questions

Al Gore was FORCED to answer questions about GLOBAL WARMING, after he was trapped in an snow slide with Neuman the Pig.

Budget Freeze vs. Climate

I think the White House is confused.  Their budget freeze is burning up our money, and their Global Warming is freezing the globe. They say they’re going to implement a discretionary domestic spending freeze at $704 billion, but that’s already $63 billion more than they said they would be spending in 2011, $82 billion more [...]

Open Letter to White House

by Brett Roberts Dear White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, You recently responded to reporters questioning the validity of man-caused Climate Change in light of the lack of warming over the last decade and recent record colds worldwide by saying,  “I would say that there are, even in places that are used to getting very cold weather, record [...]

Global Warming vs. Evolution

by John Roberts Global Warming and Evolution contradict each other. Evidence: 1. Life evolved to adapt to its environment, yet we are currently freaking out about the “change” in our climate. I thought these changes spawned life, and evolved it into all living creatures that now exist. So we want the climate not to change [...]