Muslim Security Agency (MSA) Founded
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by John Roberts In response to the attempted bombing of a Christmas gathering in Oregon, Homeland Security has decided to take security measures to the next level. After successfully quelling any Christian retribution in Oregon through increased security measures, Janet Napolitano has decided that her department must create a new agency to protect Muslims nationwide. This agency will be [...]